How to get invited to the White House

Matt Mazzola

Oct 3, 2015·2 min read

Step 1: Purchase an old alarm clock

Step 2: Purchase a small box.

Step 3: Wait for items to be delivered.

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Step 4: Take apart clock

Step 5: Put clock inside the new box

Step 6: Take this thing to a public place such as a school, hospital, bank, etc.

Step 7: Show the device around until you find someone gets suspicious and alerts the authorities.

Step 8: During your arrest, take video and pictures as much as possible.

Step 9: Re-affirm to the authorities that this is an alarm clock.

Step 10: Persuade a news channel to write a story about you which implies police are ignorant and abusing power against curious children.

Step 11: Use social media to push the cause and let it go #viral

Step 12: Wait for the following:

Invitation to the White House:

Invitation to meet Mark Zuckerberg at Facebook:

Internship with Twitter:

Reservation for Google Science Fair:

Invitation to work at Box:

Gifts from Microsoft:

If this was a MasterCard commercial it might say:

1. Alarm Clock: $22.50
2. Vaultz Pencil Box: $12.75
3. Deceiving the entire country: Priceless.

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