Step 1: Purchase an old alarm clock
Step 2: Purchase a small box.
Step 3: Wait for items to be delivered.
Step 4: Take apart clock
Step 5: Put clock inside the new box
Step 6: Take this thing to a public place such as a school, hospital, bank, etc.
Step 7: Show the device around until you find someone gets suspicious and alerts the authorities.
Step 8: During your arrest, take video and pictures as much as possible.
Step 9: Re-affirm to the authorities that this is an alarm clock.
Step 10: Persuade a news channel to write a story about you which implies police are ignorant and abusing power against curious children.
Step 11: Use social media to push the cause and let it go #viral
Step 12: Wait for the following:
Invitation to the White House:
Invitation to meet Mark Zuckerberg at Facebook:
Internship with Twitter:
Reservation for Google Science Fair:
Invitation to work at Box:
Gifts from Microsoft:
If this was a MasterCard commercial it might say:
- Alarm Clock: $22.50
- Vaultz Pencil Box: $12.75
- Deceiving the entire country: Priceless.